Rats off to ya

JAKARTA, Indonesia (AP) -- Researchers in a remote jungle in Indonesia have discovered a giant rat and a tiny possum that are apparently new to science, underscoring the stunning biodiversity of the Southeast Asian nation, scientists said Monday.


Oooooooh a big fucking rat? Yes, that is a big fucking rat, but giant?? C'mon, these scientists have obviously never hit the drive-thru at the White Castle on Myrtle Ave. around 3AM. THOSE are some beeeeeg fuggin rats!

Hey scientists! Get back to me when you discover some new species of LOLrat. HAHAHAHAHA!!! LOLrat!!!! CAN YOU IMAGINE??????? "I CAN HAS PLAGUE"?? aaaaaaahhhhhh, jesus fucking christ....

I need some lunch.