Yowza! I can't believe I leave in the morning! Oh the nasty things I'm gonna do to that country...filthy, dirty, depraved things. Heh hehe hehehe! My first order of business is to go eat some fucking whale! Yeah, that's right, I'm gonna go eat me some poor defenseless humpback sashimi.
And you're all like, "oh no Richie, don't eat the poor whales. They're hyper intelligent creatures that deserve as much respect as any human. You're only encouraging a barbaric and cruel tradition that has no place in this day and age".
And I'm all like, "shut the fuck up! As my raging whale boner punches a hole clear through your skull!''
Ungh!
Get ready, Nippon. I'm feeling kinda randy, and I'm cummin' for ya!
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