japan Trippin'

Well, here they are - the pictures of one of the most fun trips that I've taken to date. While I didn't experience the whole culture shock thing or being blown away by the weirdness of it all, Japan was by far one of the coolest places I've ever been.

How cool? Well let's just say I've decided to learn Japanese and eventually try my hand at living in there. Yes, I loved it so much I want to move there. From the far superior ass cleaning toilets, to the order and politeness of it all, I'm hooked. Toward the end of my trip I dreaded returning to New York. I didn't want to see the filth and deal with all the ghetto fuckheads that seem to be attracted to me like flies on shit. Ugh. But hey, this is my life.

Well anyways, I'm back. And as the sights and smells of that most awesome place fade from memory, I fall back into my routines, daydreaming, waiting for the moment when I can hop a plane back to the land of the rising sun (sniff).

JAPAN!!

I'm Back!

And that means I'm super busy catching up with work. But fret not, I'll have all my pics up real soon and be back bloggin' all up in this mutha like WHAT!

Party Roach...

just wants to party.

I think mine soulmates I have mets

Hello my friend. My name is Anna. I saw your structure. You have very much liked me.
I was born in June, 8, 1977 in Cheboksary, Russia. I live in Cheboksary
All my life. This city about the big city of Cheboksary. I think therefore, that I - a
Very romantic, kind, cheerful and gentle.
Life. Relatives and my friends - the best people around of me.
I like to speak with them about all. I think, that I can divide something
With them and they usually divide all of them problems and all of them
The happy moments with me.
City in which I live, - unusually shine. You should see it in
Summertime. It is so green and there are many crystal lakes
Around of it. Woods are the most beautiful, I ever saw. It
Also fine during winter time when all is covered
Snow.
I like to travel and on especially driving on a bicycle, to a camping and skiing. I
Think, that I would prefer very romantic and very leaving person in my life
To have its number with me.
I would like to take out it and to go far from noise of city
To one of crystal lakes where under the moon we could have very much
Good conversation about a life. I would tell to it about all!
I live together with my mum, my father has died 8 years ago. Whether I do not know I like you,
But when I have seen your structure inside of me that that has flashed also I wish to learn you. To me 30 years will be already fast
And I want the good husband and I wish to be happy.
I read many books. I think, that it is my passion. I love histories
About people when they speak much about their life.
If I have interested you, please write to me on mine after e-mail:

I leave for japan in the morning OMG OMG OMG!

Yowza! I can't believe I leave in the morning! Oh the nasty things I'm gonna do to that country...filthy, dirty, depraved things. Heh hehe hehehe! My first order of business is to go eat some fucking whale! Yeah, that's right, I'm gonna go eat me some poor defenseless humpback sashimi.

And you're all like, "oh no Richie, don't eat the poor whales. They're hyper intelligent creatures that deserve as much respect as any human. You're only encouraging a barbaric and cruel tradition that has no place in this day and age".

And I'm all like, "shut the fuck up! As my raging whale boner punches a hole clear through your skull!''

Ungh!

Get ready, Nippon. I'm feeling kinda randy, and I'm cummin' for ya!

So I'm leaving for Japan on Friday...

which means until then it's gonna be minimal blogage and maximum workage. I'll provide what I can for your viewing pleasure, but I cant promise much. That said, I can't stop laughing at this...

Holy shit dear mother fucking lord wtf??

Ah jesus fucking christ, my eyes!

Rich caught a face full of rock and roll

I wish I could say this was the first time I'd been mauled by an errant musical instrument, but...

Mo' Shred

Yes you can, Orin. Yes you can.

Chubby bloggers and dirty lemonade

Before I start, here's a little side by side comparison of how the night could have went, and how it actually went.

ps. the fat kid is actually blogging!

So this past Saturday my band, Shred Bundy, was supposed to play at some crummy apartment in bushwick for an eviction party. Now when I hear eviction party I immediately envision crazy punk bands raging through face melting sets while the unruly crowd smashes the venue to bits. You know, really tearing the shit out of the place. But alas, no. Instead we're greeted by a household of stupid, super young kids with stupid young kid ideals like "freeganism'. Yes, freeganism. They even had a show the night before that was sponsored by a freegan lemonade called revolution Lemonade or some dumb shit like that.

But isn't that cute? Its like when you were a kid and you'd set up a lemonade stand by the side of the road, only the lemons are rotten, it's a lot dirtier and you're a fucking filthy piece of shit.

Anyways, the place sucked, nobody knew what was going on and apparently all the other acts were folky, crusty, weirdo, off the grid, I drink aids lemonade stupid shit acts. So we grabbed all the people that came to see us and high-tailed it outta there. Our buds Tournament let us jump on the bill at the Charleston and the shit was epic. On our way back from Bushwick someone pulled the e-brake on the train and we pulled out a shitload of booze and got wasted - good times!

Everything's coming up Rich!

Ahhhhh, yeah.

I'm in a good mood. Playing Southpaw tomorrow, Lost and Found on Saturday AND leaving for Japan in 10 days. And to top it all off, my doctor called this morning to tell be that I don't have HIV or Syphilis, my cholesterol is aight and I have the liver of an alcoholic HALF my age. Someones got a heaping shit-load of awesome sitting in front of them right now. Oh yes they do.

In case you're in Brooklyn tomorrow...