What in the name of Britney Spears??

Albuquerque, N.M. - A New Mexico family is counting its blessings after it discovered an image of the Virgin Mary on their living room wall.

Donna Quintana said it's a much-needed blessing that appeared right before her family's eyes Christmas Eve. Her husband saw it first.

"He noticed an image there. He said, 'That looks like an image of the Virgin Mary,'" Quintana said.

"I feel like it's telling us something, like it's protecting us," Quintana said. "It's like a miracle."

Uuuuuuuuugh, seriously, WTF? Why exactly is this the Virgin Mary? Was the Virgin Mary the only person or thing that wore a hood/robe whatever the fuck that is? Personally, I think it looks like the grim reaper. Yes, you dumb beaner, it's the goddamn Grim Reaper! And it's comin' ta git ya!!

Or better yet, that's not the Virgin Mary, it's Britney Spears hiding from the paparazzi!

Or even Better yet, it's a fucking stain on your wall. Now get a fucking life.