How did you start your new year out? I started mine by colliding head-on with a car service car riding home drunk at 5 in the morning. Shit, I flew right over the front of the car, bike and all and landed in a pile on the street. The whole fucking block stopped and gasped. Some lady even screeched "Oh my god, call an ambulance!"
But amazingly enough I was ok. My bike was ok. Everything was ok!
I got up, dusted myself off, slurred "haaaaaaapppy newwwww yearrrr" to the completely freaked out driver and rode off into the night..er, morning.
So I hope we all learned an important lesson today kids.
Eat your veggies and winners don't use drugs!
ps. happy new year
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