In the name of Midgar I command thee!

AIM IM with yuki127.
10:55 AM
tell me how to post pictures

Posting pictures, huh? Hmmmm. First you have to say a prayer to the serpent god, Midgar. Make sure to speak in Aramaic as he is a mono-lingual Serpent god and he doesn't understand japanese or English. Then you need to sacrifice a new born child on an altar of ice and let the blood run into a fire stoked with the bones of the innocent. After that you're going to need some goat entrails. Take the lower intestine (make sure it's properly washed and de-fecalized) and string it up around the room starting in the northwest corner and continuing clock-wise until you run out of length. After you've finished...actually, fuck, I got this totally backwards. You need to do the whole goat entrails thing FIRST, and then the whole prayer to Midgar and baby sacrifice thing. Ok ok, so after you've done all of that a messenger demon should materialize in the center of the pentagram that you've drawn on the floor with baby placenta...did I mention that you need to draw a pentagram? Well you do. You can do that when you string up the goat entrails. Ok, so this messenger demon should appear and ask you for the image you want to post. It is very important that you DO NOT LOOK HIM IN THE EYE! If you do, you can kiss your soul goodbye. Tell him where on your computer the image that you want to post is, and that's all - done deal. Hope this helps...

like a necromancy....its difficult to do for me....because,, im kind of holy parson so... how can i see demon on computer? but i cant sell my heart to him...

dude. that makes no sense. just do what I said

11:25 AM

yes sir