Shred Bundy Goes North

So this past weekend we all hopped into Satan's ice cream truck and took a ride up to good ol' freezing-ass Worcester, Mass. Good times ensued, as the pictures and video will attest. Check em' out...

Ohhhhhhh, Oh ohhhh, Pics Here!

Los emos maricos! Je je je je!

I think I did it agaiiiiiiin...

I wrote a song today while I was in the shower. Actually, I write songs about showering everyday while showering. It's what I do. And If I get laid before I shower, the song is that much more better. Don't know why, that's just the way it goes.

Today I got out of the shower and realized that I had forgotten to wash the conditioner out of my hair. Musical radness ensued.

This one kind of sounds like Meatloaf if you can imagine a melody in your head while reading the lyrics. Here's the first (and only) few lines:

I think I did it again!
I left the conditioner in my hair.
I've got a greasy, waxy, slippery mess up there.
And I don't think I'll make it this time
whoa no! I don't think I'll make it this time!

Pretty cool, eh?? I think so. And I fucking hate Meatloaf - the food AND the singer. But that's a whole 'nother blog entry.

I just don't feel like bloggin'

So I won't. Screw you.

Everybody Loves Raymond's Big Black Dick

Saw this one on the 6 train, coming home yesterday. Couldn't stop laughing, felt like a 5 year old. Ahhhhh, genius.

Can't get enough o' that Lubin!

Due to the overwhelming response I've received about my previous 2 Lubin postings, I've decided to make the ol' Lubster a regular installment here at These Pythons are Sick.

Here he is typing or something. Look at him go, that bloody wanker. Hah hah heh!

Keep your eyes peeled for upcoming "The Many Faces of Lubin" calender, due out this spring.

Top o' the mornin' to ya!

When I saw the flyers around my office touting an "Irish breakfast" on St. Paddys Day I thought we would be getting drunk at 10 in the morning, not sick.

El Gnome del Muerte

I can't figure out which part cracks me up more, the way this thing walks or the way that sissy motherfucker screams at the end. Shit, it's probably just a viral spot for travelocity or something but I'm hoping it's real.

And the moral of the story is...

Dance Dance Rich Bundy Attacks Tokyo!

Lubin Update!

When asked about whether or not he took offense to being called a wanker, Lubin only had this to offer:

"I thank you for your concern. But I'm quite proud of it, actually.
I come from a long and distinguished line of wankers. Unfortunately, I have
2 daughters and no sons, so that long wank of centuries past ends with me
I'm afraid.

Would be grateful for any epitaph suggestions, eg. The wank stops here, etc,
etc."

I'm Bored

That's why I'm blogging about my co-workers. This is Lubin, He's a wanker he is.

I've Got Crabs

I brought these back from Japan because I thought it would make a good gag gift. Unfortunately the gag part was very true and the gift part just didn't happen - as in nobody would accept them.

No Homo, Yo

Lil' Wayne, how could you even begin to think this would be a good idea?? This dude is probably never going to hear the end of this one.

Thanks Trudy

Two Shred-tastic Shows This Week!!

UH-Oh!

Things I can't stop laughing at...

New Shred Bundy 7" Artwork

Drink it in, ooooh yeaaaaah...

My 2 cents...

Pennies - who the fuck needs them? I swear to god these little slivers of copper piss me off to no end. Seriously, why not just phase them out? We can round to the nearest number. IT'S NOT THAT HARD! And they're fucking BROWN! Who wants brown money? Not me.

In Japan the pennies or "1 Yen pieces" are so worthless that they fucking float. See? Even the stupid fountain won't accept your change.

My plan would be to take all the pennies in circulation and turn them into bullets. Then we could take all those bullets and shoot all the terrorists who are jealous of our freedom.

Maybe we could melt them all down and make one giant penny monument to commemorate the dumbest denomination of American currency to ever exist.

Or maybe I can just keep throwing them away like the garbage ass piece of shit hunks of doo doo that they are.

*radiculous photoshop job by Orin the Unmanageable

Oh God, more japanese shit.

No no wait, this is pretty fucking bizarre/cool. It's a vid of Marty Friedman of Megadeth playing with some traditional Japanese Enka singers. I guess ol' marty lives in Japan now and is doing a pretty good job of establishing himself as a resident novelty.

Wacky Japan trip video round-up!

Just some random videos I took on my point and shoot in japan. GIT SUM!

whoaaaa MRSA, MRSA meeeeeeee....

That staph infection on my leg I've been dealing with for the last 1.5 months...MRSA! Yeah, MRSA! Fucking super bug!! The kind that most drugs cannot treat. That shit is mad deadly and apparently melts your flesh until you turn into a puddle of gurgling pus. THAT MRSA!!

But luckily mine is responding to the antibiotics. Woot!

This is at about 7 days, before it turned into a gaping half inch hole in my leg. Good times!

Pretty gross, eh? Well get used to it. My doc says this shit is set to become the next plague when it inevitably becomes immune to our last line of antibiotics.

Death rides a pussy sore...