Party Roach...

just wants to party.

I think mine soulmates I have mets

Hello my friend. My name is Anna. I saw your structure. You have very much liked me.
I was born in June, 8, 1977 in Cheboksary, Russia. I live in Cheboksary
All my life. This city about the big city of Cheboksary. I think therefore, that I - a
Very romantic, kind, cheerful and gentle.
Life. Relatives and my friends - the best people around of me.
I like to speak with them about all. I think, that I can divide something
With them and they usually divide all of them problems and all of them
The happy moments with me.
City in which I live, - unusually shine. You should see it in
Summertime. It is so green and there are many crystal lakes
Around of it. Woods are the most beautiful, I ever saw. It
Also fine during winter time when all is covered
Snow.
I like to travel and on especially driving on a bicycle, to a camping and skiing. I
Think, that I would prefer very romantic and very leaving person in my life
To have its number with me.
I would like to take out it and to go far from noise of city
To one of crystal lakes where under the moon we could have very much
Good conversation about a life. I would tell to it about all!
I live together with my mum, my father has died 8 years ago. Whether I do not know I like you,
But when I have seen your structure inside of me that that has flashed also I wish to learn you. To me 30 years will be already fast
And I want the good husband and I wish to be happy.
I read many books. I think, that it is my passion. I love histories
About people when they speak much about their life.
If I have interested you, please write to me on mine after e-mail:

I leave for japan in the morning OMG OMG OMG!

Yowza! I can't believe I leave in the morning! Oh the nasty things I'm gonna do to that country...filthy, dirty, depraved things. Heh hehe hehehe! My first order of business is to go eat some fucking whale! Yeah, that's right, I'm gonna go eat me some poor defenseless humpback sashimi.

And you're all like, "oh no Richie, don't eat the poor whales. They're hyper intelligent creatures that deserve as much respect as any human. You're only encouraging a barbaric and cruel tradition that has no place in this day and age".

And I'm all like, "shut the fuck up! As my raging whale boner punches a hole clear through your skull!''

Ungh!

Get ready, Nippon. I'm feeling kinda randy, and I'm cummin' for ya!

So I'm leaving for Japan on Friday...

which means until then it's gonna be minimal blogage and maximum workage. I'll provide what I can for your viewing pleasure, but I cant promise much. That said, I can't stop laughing at this...

Holy shit dear mother fucking lord wtf??

Ah jesus fucking christ, my eyes!

Rich caught a face full of rock and roll

I wish I could say this was the first time I'd been mauled by an errant musical instrument, but...