Finally, I can work out my abs AND look like a dick!

I'm seriously trying to not put up so many videos and do more actual writing, but you gotta see this shit.

Oh dear lord, I would get laughed into unemployment if I ever brought that piece of shit to work with me.

Smokin' trees

This seems to be the only file photo that the BBC has of what they purport to be "cannabis". It keeps popping up every time there's a story about weed. But seriously, what the fuck is that?? What the fuck are they smoking over there? It looks like a handful of Christmas tree. Heh.

That's unfortunate

I saw this in the vending machine at work. Yet another product name run afoul of the American lexicon.

I like to party

Jonah lives in Tokyo doing video editing/commercial production or some shit like that. Jonah apparently has a lot of spare time on his hands. Peep his homage to the one and only unstoppable dance juggernaut otherwise known as yours truly...

Saru ga suki!

I fucking love chimpanzees, I could sit around and watch them all day. And it really doesn't get much better than a Japanese chimp that likes to play hide and go seek and hang out in hot springs.

When you're pushed, blogging's as easy as breathing

First off, let me offer my deepest apologies for neglecting my blogging duties this past week. The sad truth is sometimes there's just not a whole lot of anything worth writing about. 

And then there was Friday night...

Do you know what Friday was? Do ya?? Friday was the premiere of what can only be hailed as the feel-good hit of 2008. A film destined to go down in history as a shining example of what all other films should aspire to be. I'm talking about mutha fucking, bad ass, rip your face off, mutha fucking RAMBO!

Duuuuuuuuuude, da flick was tight! If you're looking for stupid shit like a plot or character development (pshhh!) then point your vagina elsewhere. They really got it right this time. There was juuuuuuust enough of what faintly resembled a story so that it wasn't just a 90 minute gory-ass shootout, not that there's anything wrong with that mind you. But holy goddamn that was a bloody fucking movie.

So yeah, highly fucking recommended. It also helps if you're with a bunch of bro's and a shitload of beer. Go see it NOW!

Stop de war

I still can't tell if this is a joke. Anyone?? Oh well, it's pretty fucking funny either way.