I got fired

so expect much less now that I'm not sitting at a desk anymore. Praise Allah!

Things I can't stop laughing hysterically at

Things that make you go "Awwwwwww"

It's Friday...

And I am gonna fuck the shit out of this weekend. You hear me weekend?? I'M A'COMIN' A GIT YA!!!! First I'm gonna get all up in your face. Then, I'm gonna headbutt you right in the Friday. After that, you'll probably be all "ooooh, waaaaaaahhhh! Why you go and do that???" And I'll be all like "I'm sorry weekend...I'M SORRY YOU'RE SUCH A PUSSY!" And then I'll grab it by the Saturdays and squeeeeeeeze as hard as I can.

You know what? I'm tired of writing. I'm going to go home now. Have a good weekend. I know I'm gonna,

Holy fuck we're all so fucking fucked!!!

I knew it. I fucking knew it!!!! See? SEE???? I'm not the only one that thinks we're being poisoned by the government with RAINBOWS!

How is babby formed?

Hippies Smoke Weed

In case you can't get enough of him here, Orin now has his own shitty blog.

Hippies Smoke Weed

Things I can't stop laughing at (droopy Thursday Edition)

Baby Preacher

Gotta love that NYPD

Fucking Camping as Fuck!

Went camping this weekend with my dis-functional family of bro's. General mayhem ensued. We drank a fuck load of beer and managed to alienate an entire small town. Good job, fellas. I think when Orin fell in the fire a certain precedent was set.

Peep the pics, dude.

No Homo

This is a blog entry

This is a blog entry for maryann. Hopefully she will shut up and stop bothering me to post stuff on my blog. Frankly I just haven't felt like writing anything lately. Couple that with the fact that I've been pretty busy at work...hey, you know what? That's no excuse. I'm sorry. I'M SORRY, MARYANN!! I've let you down.

Thank you for giving me the kick in the ass I needed to continue this thankless endeavor. Thank you.

You've probably already seen it...

but fuck if it didn't make me pee my pants.

Things I can't stop laughing at (Tuesgay edition))

Twink Tanked

MANBABY!!!!!!!!!!!

There it is again!!

Once again the BBC has trotted out that shitty marijuana file photo. Can't they get a picture of actual weed? It really detracts from the credibility of a story when the photo used to illustrate it is of pine needles and garden clippings.

And the story? Are you serious??

Read here: Skunk 'psychosis risk' warning

Bitch Bitch Bitch Moan Bitch

Yesterday was the first show of the year at everyones favorite crappy abandoned pool cum crappy live music venue. And I must say, the choice of acts were, uh...crappy. The hold steady was exceptionally crappy. Overall it was a crappy experience with crappy overpriced($6) beers and crappy weather. Crap crap crap! So I went to Mugs for a beer and some hot wings. And guess what?? My wings were crappy too. Crappy weekend I hate you.

Devo was awesome yesterday...

even though I wasn't really at the show. Actually I was at the track directly across the street from where they played. As I began my run, they began they're set. I couldn't tell who was going on until I heard the classic synth arpeggio of "That's Good", my favorite Devo song. You could hear them perfectly. They blazed through all their classics as my friends and I clocked mile after mile. When we were wrapping up our workout, they wrapped up their set. We couldn't have timed it any better. All in all I have to say, having Devo playing live as your personal workout soundtrack is pretty fucking cool in my book.

Great fucking video of the day: The BPA featuring David Byrne and Dizzee Rascal