I got fired

so expect much less now that I'm not sitting at a desk anymore. Praise Allah!

Things I can't stop laughing hysterically at

Things that make you go "Awwwwwww"

It's Friday...

And I am gonna fuck the shit out of this weekend. You hear me weekend?? I'M A'COMIN' A GIT YA!!!! First I'm gonna get all up in your face. Then, I'm gonna headbutt you right in the Friday. After that, you'll probably be all "ooooh, waaaaaaahhhh! Why you go and do that???" And I'll be all like "I'm sorry weekend...I'M SORRY YOU'RE SUCH A PUSSY!" And then I'll grab it by the Saturdays and squeeeeeeeze as hard as I can.

You know what? I'm tired of writing. I'm going to go home now. Have a good weekend. I know I'm gonna,

Holy fuck we're all so fucking fucked!!!

I knew it. I fucking knew it!!!! See? SEE???? I'm not the only one that thinks we're being poisoned by the government with RAINBOWS!

How is babby formed?

Hippies Smoke Weed

In case you can't get enough of him here, Orin now has his own shitty blog.

Hippies Smoke Weed